teamod

marisoling posting in

quick question, is anyone ordained?

LAURIE.
i’d have told you first, but i heard you already know.

CHARLIE.
don’t worry, you’re invited.

scorekeep posting in

teaic

The time quake got me thinking about teleportation. It’s effectively the worst superpower AMA.

Also board game night Thursday of next week, don’t be a stranger.

FRIENDS.
I am sorry to anybody who has previously been foolish enough to meet or speak with my mother. There’s nothing I can do with the fact she has your phone number. Blocking her won’t work.

She wants to get dinner in Lincoln. I will be dragging you all with me to help me out with a convincing cover of what the hell consultancy project I was on for two weeks.

JACK.
You, specifically: I need a Catholic.

stevvie posting in

teaic

who wants to teach me how to shoot?*

* i know how to shoot, it’s hitting the targets that’s the problem.

DINO, ARCHIE.
so.

timepilot

rebrith posting in

teaic

I am very, very fond of all the technological advances that have happened over the years since my birth. I don't think this would come as a surprise to anyone who knew me. The fact that all the information the world has to offer is at my fingertips is a marvel that I don't know I'll ever truly be able to comprehend, and that's not even touching on all the advances to modern medicine and convenience that have fundamentally changed the world on its head.

That said, in some things, we have gone too far.

Specifically in the realm of automated massage chairs.

More specifically still, to wit: I am trapped in a massage chair and it won't let me leave.

landerson posting in

teaic

So now that the crisis has passed, everyone's all healed up, and had a chance to recover emotionally ~~or whatever~~ I think it's time we all lock in and discuss the most important thing facing us in the near future.

Lincoln Pride is this Saturday. Everyone is going, no excuses, no time quakes, no paperwork to do, no nothing. Anyone who bails can expect torment and ridicule from me until next year's Pride.

Because I am a generous soul and a top-tier agent, I'm even footing the bill for a couple of sprinter vans to drive us there and drive us back so people can drink. You're welcome.

Remember;

It's Pride, there will be no judgment. People can get as sloppy drunk and as slutty fun as they want.

They search bags at the entrance and have metal detector wands. No weapons.

It's Pride. Put some effort into your outfit. If you show up looking boring, then I and the other fun people will remove two items of your clothing and liberally apply body glitter and rainbow paint.

A crowd will likely form around me. This is normal. I can handle myself.

- Lance

craquelure posting in

teaic

We've received permission to ~~atte~~ draw out suspected Time Profiteers, or at least their accomplices, by entering a forged lot into auction this weekend. Props created a copy of the 17th-century nautical map, the provenance of which had already been edited by outside hands.

Those with their ears to the ground may want to listen for discussion about the auction or the names "Genevieve Deering" and "Thaddeus Price" in the coming days.

BENNY, JACK, MALLORY, THEUN

And you're my the team. We leave for London early Saturday. The auction house employees already know Mallory as my colleague in fraud investigation; the rest of you should decide on your cover stories. Costumes will allow me to assist with your disguises as I can be rather overbearing and difficult when told "no" about something I believe in which I should be included.

Ultimately, you've been asked to place EchoTrace devices on those we determine to be Profiteer associates.

And if anyone hears someone from Christie's say unkind words about me, you're required to report back with exactly who said what so I may exact appropriate revenge.

Are there any questions.

Current Music: couple days early for planning sry

highconcepts posting in

teaic

Okay, who wants to be my foosball partner? I play defense.

holdshorses posting in

teaic

Alright, y’all listen up. I know I’m not the brass, but I just wanna take a minute to say how damn proud I am of all y’all. Whether you were here or […] elsewhere, every single one of you pulled your weight, watched each other’s backs, and kept pushing even when things got hard. Wasn’t perfect, but all y’all came home because no one accepted any other outcome.

Y’all did good.

Now, if you need me — which y’all better think long and hard if you actually do — I’ll be floating in the pool until further notice.

INTERNS

Next time you’re at the pub, tell them to put a drink on my tab for you. Just one, mind.

kennough posting in

teaic

WHO: Aiden & Fiadh Kennedy
WHERE: A tattoo shop; the base; the base again
WHEN: Two years ago; two months ago; last night
WHAT: Some sibling moments
WARNINGS: None!

( i packed it and my knife. don’t worry! )

otttto posting in

teaic

[BRIAR]

do you still have my visit tatooine shirt

[NEPO BABIES, added later]

ik stef already knows so dino you probably do too but like bri said i could say so: we've been like chilling

einar posting in

teaic

Whoever the fuck took half my hoodies I’m not DEAD I was just misplaced for two weeks give them back

Also I’m back

If you see thom say hi but watch your wallet - be nice to her

teamod posting in

teaooc

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theun posting in

teaic

THESA

I'm quitting professional chess. This is not an impulsive decision.

I'm just so unlikely to reach grandmaster at this point that I've decided it would be a waste of the rest of my life.

arcturuss

Archie Green

Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will move the world.

dreas posting in

teaic

WHO: Otto and Briar
WHERE: Their apartment
WHEN: Thursday night
WHAT: Completely ‘platonic’ bed-sharing and cuddling, but more importantly, a miscommunication is addressed
WARNINGS: Dare I say one chilli pepper worth of spice but please hold your gasps it’s not quite what you think

( This was normal. She cuddled her friends. There was absolutely nothing about this that was incongruous to the conversation they’d had a week ago. )

timedout posting in

teaic

hey so i just had the weirdest possible thing happen to me: a full new memory just poofed into my head.

on that note

MARISOL AND TONI ARE AT THE EFFIEL TOWER EARLY AFTERNOON FRIDAY THE 5TH OF APRIL, 1889

someone go get my wife, please.

avanzar posting in

teaic

Okay so I'm just going to say it because it feels like none of you actually want to but like, you should be preparing yourselves that some of these people you're looking for might already be dead

Sorry to be the bearer of bad vibes but

highconcepts posting in

teaic

If you accidentally drink Sleepytime Tea with Melatonin in it instead of Earl Grey would drinking a Celsius just cancel that out? Do you think? Asking for a friend.

THEUN

So when do you think Seb is going to go home?

GRANT

Thank you so much for taking care of the fish btw! You are a literal lifesaver. I got you a present if you want to come pick it up sometime ☺️

NELLIE

Can you see if you can make Seb leave my house? Don't tell him I said this. Just trick him or something. Thanks!

teamod posting in

teaooc

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